Copy of MANTFUP – Beard Growth – Advertorial – 11-06

Kick Father Time in the Nuts

Reports show that male testosterone levels can start to plummet drop as early as your 20’s. Are you feeling a little tired lately? Is your girlfriend/wife getting more satisfaction from the showerhead than your trouser snake? Are you struggling to get your lazy ass into the gym? If you answered yes to any of these, we’ve got news for you, you need to Man The Fuck Up!

So, your natural testosterone levels are declining. Should you freak out and try some diet that your buddy Terry had mild success with? Fuck no! Fuck Terry and his bullshit diet, you’re a man, not a rabbit. And yoyo dieting isn’t going to bring your sex drive, stamina and energy back. What you need is something natural, something proven, and something that’s specially formulated to boost your natural testosterone levels without forcing you to change your entire lifestyle and eating habits. It’s time to lace up those shoes and Kick Father Time square in the Nuts, and ManTFup is here to help.

Why Choose ManTFup

ManTFup’s all-natural testosterone booster contains key ingredients that help regain your free testosterone, boost your libido, and increase your stamina.

Our supplements contain all-natural ingredients that don’t require a prescription, and you won’t need to worry about going to the ER with an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. No hidden ingredients, no crazy side-effects, no bullshit. ManTFup is formulated to boost your testosterone levels with natural, proven ingredients.

Got a bad habit of giving girls the ‘ol Whiskey Dick? Horny Goat weed should do the trick.

Ever spend months chasing a hot chick that’s way out of your league, only to give her the most disappointing 24 seconds of her life? Nettle Extract will help with that.

We could go on and on here, listing the rest of our ingredients that an average person probably can’t even pronounce, but the point is there’s a simple, healthy way to combat the side-effects of your declining T-Levels and it’s as easy as taking 2 capsules a day to make a HUGE difference!

Real People, Real Results

Brands love to pay for fake doctors in front of green screens, roided-out gym douchebags, and “Influencers” to tell you how great their product is. Fuck all of that shit, we wanted legitimate feedback, opinions, and real experiences from normal people, guys like you and I. When we first started testing our supplements 5 years ago, we gave them to our neighbors, friends, and even our FedEx guy.

Guess what? My neighbor still chases me down to this day to grab his monthly fix (no clue why he doesn’t just get a monthly subscription *Link*), the FedEx guy doesn’t even have any packages to drop off, yet he still pokes his head into our office to get his ManTFup every.single.month.

Our point is, normal people take it and they love the results, and they’ve stuck with us for longer than most marriages last nowadays…

The ManTFup Guarantee

We know this shit works because we take it ourselves, so do our friends, family, and even our FedEx guy. We’re confident you’ll love ManTFup and its benefits, take it for a month and let us know how you’re feeling. We offer a 100% Money Back guarantee and if you use *Discount Code*, you’ll get 25% off thanks to our friends at The Chive. So what do you have to lose? Grab yourself a bottle and Man The Fuck Up!

What NO2 Extreme Customers Are Saying

Elaine H. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

Tried and tested
I’ve used other N.O. supplements before and for the price this product is absolutely amazing!

John S. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

Wings on my routine
It’s easier to get through a 2 hour dance class with non-stop full body workout and isolated muscle movements. Even my recovery time feels shorter.

Floyd A. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

Review by Floyd A. on 19 Mar 2019review stating #Awesome

I feel the difference and pumped! #awesome

Joel M. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

Review by Joel M. on 11 Mar 2019review stating UH-MAZING!

This product is UH-MAZING! I’ve mainly used it more for days I take ballet or technique classes. It’s such a huge difference compared to when I’ve taken class without the NO2 Extreme.

Jeff H. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

Just the right amount of energy
Review by Jeff H. on 10 Mar 2019review stating Just the right amount of energy

Even though I work out at night, this didn’t mess with my ability to fall asleep at my usual time. Having put in great workouts, I actually slept better than I have been recently.

Does She Want It Thicker?

We’re talking about your beard you pervert. Back in the day, men grew beards to stay warm and intimidate enemies. Some cultures even viewed beards as a sign of masculinity, knowledge and wisdom. Beards had a purpose, they demanded respect, and having a great beard gave you an advantage over your patchy-bitch-beard-having enemies!

Fast forward to 2020: We have the power of the whole fucking internet in the palm of our hands, cars can drive themselves, yet some guys still have beards that look like a teenager tried to glue a dead squirrel to his face.

The good news is, having a weak beard is pretty normal. Seriously, just look up “shitty celebrity beards” and you’ll immediately feel better about yourself. If you’re tired of having to shave every day to hide your sub-par beard or fed up with these instagram influencers pushing bullshit beard growth kits, we’ll let you in on a little secret: you don’t need to massage your face with some overpriced cream, you don’t need to use that painful miniature paint roller on your face, and you don’t have to live with having a shitty beard. All you need to do is supplement your diet with the right all-natural ingredients to support proper beard growth and guess what?! Dynamism Labs has you covered!

Why Choose ManTFup Ultimate Beard Growth

Our custom, scientifically formulated beard growth supplement combines essential proteins, vitamins, minerals, and herbs for beard and hair health that fill the voids in your nutritional diet that may be slowing down your beard growth. By addressing the issue internally as opposed to topically (using beard oils, creams, derma rollers, etc.), our supplement works with your body to restore, stabilize, and improve natural beard growth!

We use all-natural ingredients like Biotin, Zinc, and Vitamin E – ingredients that are proven to work for beard and hair health that you might not get enough of in your normal diet. The road to a great beard and everything that comes with it is not as complicated as everyone makes it out to be, it’s time to ManTFup with our Ultimate Beard Growth Supplement!

The Truth About Beard Products

We’ve all seen ridiculous infomercials, ads, and “influencers” pushing beard oils, creams, and beard kits. Here’s a little insider’s secret: These brands take guys that already have naturally great beards, shoot a video shaving the entire beard, then play the video in reverse to make it look like their products have some magical ingredients that grow perfect beards. It’s deception at its finest and it’s fucked up!

Just like with all of our products, we created our ManTFup Ultimate Beard Growth supplement for normal guys like you and I. We spent the time and money over the past few years to properly research what you actually need to grow a great beard and what ingredients are total horseshit. We took that research to our manufacturer right here in the good ‘ol US of A and came up with a formula that we thoroughly tested before we decided to let the rest of the world in on what we discovered.

The ManTFup Guarantee

We know this shit works because we take it ourselves, so do our friends, family, and chivers all over the world that grabbed a bottle before we even promoted it! We’re confident you’ll love our ManTFup Ultimate Beard Growth Supplement and its benefits, take it for a month and let us know how you’re looking. We offer a 100% Money Back guarantee and you’ll get 20% off thanks to our friends at theChive. So what do you have to lose? Grab yourself a bottle and grow yourself a badass beard!

What ULTIMATE BEARD GROWTH Customers Are Saying

Kenny ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

Review by Lucille C. on 11 Apr 2019review stating Proof of conce
I can actually grow the man’s beard I’ve been trying to and the timing couldn’t be better because beards are in right now and women love the rugged look.

Andre U. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

No more Itchy Face
Review by Michael B. on 13 Mar 2019review stating "Strong like bull!&quo
Review by Floyd A. on 19 Mar 2019review stating #Awesome

Every time I would grow my beard I would get itchy as the growth was coming in. I tried a few oils to help but I didn’t like the way my beard felt after… so I decided to try out your product, no more itchiness beard feel great! thanks

Alberto O. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

No Sweat
Review by Michael B. on 13 Mar 2019review stating "Strong like bull!&quo
Review by Floyd A. on 19 Mar 2019review stating #Awesome

I thought I’d try it, and if it didn’t work I have to return it –no sweat–but after a couple of weeks of taking these pills 2 (per day everyday) they’re not going anywhere and I think I might get another bottle…my beard feels smooth and vital.. I think it’s working and I’m pretty happy!!

Nick N. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

Cheek Issue
Review by Ben B. on 7 Jan 2019review stating I Feel Grea
Review by Joel M. on 11 Mar 2019review stating UH-MAZING!

I’ve always been pretty ok in the facial hair department but have had one issue. It’s always come in patchy and thin on my cheeks. Chin? Fine. Mustache? Great. Sideburns? Cool. But my cheeks? Like a 5 year old smeared dirt on my face. That is until I tried this stuff. The results I got are even better than I thought. They call me “Wolf” now. Thanks guys!!!

Andre U.⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Verified Buyer)

Review by Mario T. on 5 Jan 2019review stating It Works
Review by Jeff H. on 10 Mar 2019review stating Just the right amount of energy

After just two weeks I’m already seeing a difference. My beard is becoming healthier, fuller and filling in areas that have been patchy

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